This past Friday, my friend and fellow Twitterer, Jonathan invited me to hit up the last home game of the Miami Caliente. If you aren’t familiar with the Miami Caliente, don’t worry, not many people are…but maybe they should be since it is Miami’s own lingerie football team.

That’s right fellas, a bunch of fit ladies, scantily clad, playing football. I had heard of the Lingerie Football League a few times this year, but always just brushed it off. Now, after attending a game, I have to say it was really a completely repeatable experience. The girls are vicious, there is no other way to put it. They were knocking the hell out of each other. At one point I saw a girl try to step on another girl’s head or maybe she was kicking it, I dont know, but it was awesome.

Throughout the video you will hear me cackling like an idiot, but I couldn’t help it. The whole spectacle was hilarious – from the jacked up guys in their Affliction shirts eating little ice cream popsicles to player wardrobe malfunctions to us getting pieces of cardboard signed…great times.

Let’s review the night through video….


Pregame: Craig and Johnny nearly confess their love for Agustina and all things Penguin as we stand in a dimly lit walkway in the ADT club.

The Game: This is what we came for…to watch half dressed women brutalize each other in hopes of having an article of clothing ripped off. Chris gets lucky and catches one such moment through the binoculars. Check out the sweet play action pass towards the end!

Halftime: The halftime show was a bit bizarre. A Miami Caliente player tries to run passed a fat, decked out fan who tackles her…and then doesn’t let go. It makes for a bit of an awkward moment. During halftime Johnny also made friends with a semi-drunk promo girl who apparently doesn’t like Twitter or video much.

Postgame: We creepily wait outside of the locker room for the girls to come out to sign autographs. Johnny calls a girl by the wrong name, Craig escalates the situation, and somehow we end up getting the team to sign pieces of cardboard, minus Sasha who wasn’t there. Bonus to Belinda for the use of inequalities in her signature though.