More Willie

This is a completely inappropriate way to start off my new blog.

It was 7:30am and I was in the OR as usual. Answering the same questions and giving the same presentation that I’ve given for the past 2 weeks. The patient was brought in on a bed and was quite talkative although a bit nervous. Nothing new.

Finally she was asleep and I waited to hear her story and the accompanying opinions of the nurses. Promiscuous. Contracted Hepatitis C when she was 12. Still doesn’t use any protection.

But why was she there? There isn’t an operation to knock out the slut gene. I’m sure the Hiltons would have invested a long time ago if there was. Nope, the cause of this young woman’s malady stemmed from a vagina-tightening operation gone wrong. After one doctor refused the operation, she had shopped around until she found someone who would give her what she wanted. No surprise that the person she found was unexperienced and put the mesh that tightens it in wrong. And tight it too much. So tight in fact that she couldn’t even pee normally or walk comfortably. Yikes.

Let this serve as a lesson. If a few doctors tell you that you don’t need your vagina tightened, let it go.